★9th Star☆ [Voice]

[starfishlovesyou]

[So far with the way things are around the village at the moment, Fuuko has been doing a pretty good job of avoiding all the weird and wonderful things that have been popping up, save for someone creeping into her bedroom and getting into bed with her during the night but it could always be worse. And oh boy is it about to get worse.

Having gotten out of bed and stepped out of her bedroom, Fuuko has found herself transported to the beach along with her journal. An annoyance to some, sure, seeing as she's out on the sand in her pajamas, but to Fuuko the timing couldn't have been better. Right now, sitting on the shore, are three starfish. What's more these three starfish are engaged in an incredibly polite conversation with each other...]

I say, the water over here is most divine, don't you agree?

Oh my, heavens no! The water over that way is much better, far warmer.

Which way? I can't tell where you're pointing!

This way, see, in the direction of those particularly lovely looking rocks. Can't you see my arm?

You have five arms you blithering idiot!

[About water. And rocks. Clearly these starfish are at the height of a perfect conversation. Fuuko isn't too bothered about what it is they're talking about however, she's more interested in the fact there are talking starfish right in front of her.]

Hwaaaaah~! The starfish are so adorable! Those cute little guys, just look at all the starfish! Eheeeh~!

[Whilst Fuuko zones out the starfish decide to stand up and hop off along the beach. Too bad Fuuko missed the chance to see walking, talking starfish.

Whilst Fuuko goes on and on in her trance about the starfish little does she know her journal is capturing everything she says. What's more the journal might make it seem like Fuuko isn't talking about starfish at all but something much worse, or weirder, or anything!]

(Pick a word, any word, to replace 'starfish' with in Fuuko's replies. Have fun embarrassing and freaking the poor girl out by asking her why she thinks the Malnosso are so adorable, or certain people, items, anything you like. For example if you picked 'bear' then Fuuko's message will come out as 'The bears are so adorable!' and so on with all other replies she makes to your character about the starfish. Watch out though as Fuuko will hear the same word you picked whenever your character says 'starfish' too.)

Comments

[voice]

[asobouyo]

[What is even going on here? What ever goes on around here?]

I don't think cockroaches are very adorable.....

[But. To each their own, I guess. :^|]

[voice]

[starfishlovesyou]

[Blink. What.]

Of course cockroaches aren't adorable, they're one of the least adorable things Fuuko can think of. That's why Fuuko is talking about the starfish, not the cockroaches.

[voice]

[asobouyo]

But you just said you were talking about cockroaches on the journal...

Now you're talking about aliens? I don't know if those are adorable either... Maybe they can be...

[voice]

[starfishlovesyou]

[Cockroaches and aliens? ... What is going on. Maybe this person just doesn't know about the wonders of the starfish. They do sound pretty young after all.]

It's okay, Fuuko understands now! The starfish are the cutest little guys you might ever see, they sit on the shore and they look so adorable when they do. They have five perfect points to them, some starfish have even more! But the best starfish are the ones with five. Fuuko hopes you understand the starfish a little better now!

[voice]

[asobouyo]

I didn't know they could be that way... [Yep she's still hearing aliens.] Not all of them are super mean or ugly or anything like that? I don't see a lot...

[voice]

[starfishlovesyou]

Not at all, the starfish are far from mean and ugly! Like Fuuko said, the starfish truly are the cutest little guys out there. If you ever find a mean starfish Fuuko is positive that there is an experiment in effect which makes all the starfish very grumpy.

[This poor girl hasn't seen many starfish? HOW AWFUL. Maybe Fuuko can try and fix this.] There always seem to be starfish down at the beach. They are all very pretty! If you want to see more starfish then you should come and say hello.

[voice]

[asobouyo]

Th-they live at the beach...?? I didn't know that!

[THESE ALIENS, THEY'RE CRAFTY. ALL THIS TIME...]

[Voice]

[de_bel_survivor]

[Uh...]

Hey, Fuuko?

[Voice]

[starfishlovesyou]

Kouki-san, hello! Did you hear Fuuko? There are lots of unique starfish here today!

[They've disappeared now but they were awesome!]

[Voice]

[de_bel_survivor]

Really? I didn't know there's a lot of unique slugs around.

[Of all things, slugs, Fuuko?]

[Voice]

[starfishlovesyou]

... What are you talking about? Kouki-san, whilst Fuuko is sure the sea slugs are very wonderful today that isn't what Fuuko is talking about. Fuuko is talking about the starfish.

[Come on man, keep up.]

[Voice]

[de_bel_survivor]

What? But you keep on talking about slugs, Fuuko, not starfish.

[Voice]

[starfishlovesyou]

You're the one who is talking about slugs Kouki-san! Why are you suddenly trying to mess with Fuuko like this?

[Voice]

[tailasoldastime]

[Beast blinked when he heard this coming off the journal. He knows it's Fuuko, but what's strange is what she's saying.

"Hwaaaaah~! The joysticks are so adorable! Those cute little guys, just look at all the joysticks! Eheeeh~!"

What are "joysticks"? Sticks of joy? Sticks that make joy? ... Actually, maybe he should stop thinking about it and ask. However, it's going to be a little hard because of this journal correcting thing, which is making some of his words come out more like animal noises.]

J... jhowwwwlsticks?

[Voice]

[starfishlovesyou]

[... Beast what an earth are you trying to say to her. When he speaks up Fuuko's expression drops and she tries her hardest to work out what that word was.]

I'm sorry Beast-san, what did you say? Fuuko didn't catch that as Fuuko was distracted by the adorable little starfish that were here moments ago.

[Voice]

[tailasoldastime]

[... Putain, he's sounding strange again, isn't he. Grrr...]

The... th-that, uh... word. What is it? [...] ... "Joink!sticks"?

[Voice]

[starfishlovesyou]

[For some the reason she feels as though she should be worried about that word Beast is trying to say but is having so much trouble with.]

N-No, Fuuko didn't say anything like that. Fuuko was talking about the starfish, not anything weird like joinksticks.

[... Wait did he really just make a pig noise mid-word? Well. Okay.]

[Voice]

[tailasoldastime]

[Not again! Grrrr, he'll kill the Malnosso this time he will!]

Y-yes... and what arf! those?

[Voice]

[starfishlovesyou]

[Okay, she's finally caught on. Are, he meant are, she's got this.]

Fuuko isn't sure what you mean Beast-san, are you asking what joinksticks are, or... W-Wait, joysticks?! Is that what you were trying to say to Fuuko?

[Now she's finally caught on. Finally.]

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[weaponry]

Cthulhu? What's a Cthulhu?

[ Tenten has the vague suspicion that it might be a word in Fuuko's own language.. ]

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[starfishlovesyou]

W-Why are you asking Fuuko what a Cthulhu is when Fuuko is talking about the starfish like this? Fuuko isn't even sure what a Cthulhu might be, it's not a word Fuuko has ever come across before!

[Sob why are people asking her so many weird questions today about things she isn't talking about.]

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[weaponry]

I'm pretty sure you're talking about Cthulhu. I'm not sure what it means either. Are you sure you really don't know? That's what I heard, and, that's a pretty far cry from Starfish. [ Something strange is going on here. She knows what she heard! ]

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[starfishlovesyou]

[Shaking her head. Nope!] Fuuko isn't talking about Cthulhu, really, so please don't tell Fuuko that Fuuko really is talking about Cthulhu because you're wrong! Fuuko was definitely talking about the starfish!

[She knows what she said!]

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[weaponry]

Now you're just being silly! You go on this long winded talk about how you were aren't talking about Cthulhu but then you finish it up by saying, "Fuuko was definitely talking about Cthulhu." Which one is it?!

[ She knows what she heard!!!!!!!!! ]

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[starfishlovesyou]

Fuuko's talk was not long winded at all, it was all very important as Fuuko was telling you how Fuuko was not talking about Cthulhu but was actually talking about the starfish! Please pay attention rather than messing with Fuuko will this Cthulhu thing!

[WELL SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE SAID x2?!]