starfishlovesyou | ★9th Star☆ [Voice]

[So far with the way things are around the village at the moment, Fuuko has been doing a pretty good job of avoiding all the weird and wonderful things that have been popping up, save for someone creeping into her bedroom and getting into bed with her during the night but it could always be worse. And oh boy is it about to get worse.

Having gotten out of bed and stepped out of her bedroom, Fuuko has found herself transported to the beach along with her journal. An annoyance to some, sure, seeing as she's out on the sand in her pajamas, but to Fuuko the timing couldn't have been better. Right now, sitting on the shore, are three starfish. What's more these three starfish are engaged in an incredibly polite conversation with each other...]

I say, the water over here is most divine, don't you agree?

Oh my, heavens no! The water over that way is much better, far warmer.

Which way? I can't tell where you're pointing!

This way, see, in the direction of those particularly lovely looking rocks. Can't you see my arm?

You have five arms you blithering idiot!

[About water. And rocks. Clearly these starfish are at the height of a perfect conversation. Fuuko isn't too bothered about what it is they're talking about however, she's more interested in the fact there are talking starfish right in front of her.]

Hwaaaaah~! The starfish are so adorable! Those cute little guys, just look at all the starfish! Eheeeh~!

[Whilst Fuuko zones out the starfish decide to stand up and hop off along the beach. Too bad Fuuko missed the chance to see walking, talking starfish.

Whilst Fuuko goes on and on in her trance about the starfish little does she know her journal is capturing everything she says. What's more the journal might make it seem like Fuuko isn't talking about starfish at all but something much worse, or weirder, or anything!]

(Pick a word, any word, to replace 'starfish' with in Fuuko's replies. Have fun embarrassing and freaking the poor girl out by asking her why she thinks the Malnosso are so adorable, or certain people, items, anything you like. For example if you picked 'bear' then Fuuko's message will come out as 'The bears are so adorable!' and so on with all other replies she makes to your character about the starfish. Watch out though as Fuuko will hear the same word you picked whenever your character says 'starfish' too.)

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... What are you talking about? Kouki-san, whilst Fuuko is sure the sea slugs are very wonderful today that isn't what Fuuko is talking about. Fuuko is talking about the starfish.

[Come on man, keep up.]

What? But you keep on talking about slugs, Fuuko, not starfish.

You're the one who is talking about slugs Kouki-san! Why are you suddenly trying to mess with Fuuko like this?

Wha...I'm not messing with you, Fuuko! You're the one talking about slugs in the first place.

Since this conversation started Fuuko has not mentioned a single thing about slugs, except for the sea slugs! But Kouki-san keeps going on about them as though Fuuko had been talking about them since yesterday. This is very horrible, Fuuko isn't sure if something is wrong here or if something is wrong with you!

You said you haven't mention any slugs, but I hear you talk about slugs anyway... [He's getting an idea.] I'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with me, so it must be something else.

But Fuuko definitely is not talking about slugs! [And she will stubbornly defend this point until it is dropped.] If there's is something wrong with you that makes you mistake people for saying 'slugs' when they're talking about something else then Fuuko suggests you go to the clinic right away.

But what if I'm really okay and there's nothing wrong with me, Fuuko?

[IMPLYING THAT FUUKO HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER...!?]

[HOW VERY DARE YOU.]

Do you want to take that chance when there might be more and more words slowly becoming slugs to you?! Kouki-san, please, for your own sake of understanding conversations, go to the clinic before all you can hear is the word 'slug'!

[HE DARES.]

Alright, I will! But on one condition, Fuuko.

[WHAT NO. RUDE. STOP DARING.]

What is it? Please make sure your condition doesn't include anything about slugs, Fuuko does not want to hear anything about them after this.

[NO. NEVER STOP DARING.]

No slugs will be a part of it. Instead...if I turn out to be completely fine, you go and checked in at the clinic.

Edited (tra la la~) 2012-08-18 10:31 (UTC)

[KOUKI PLEASE. YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON.]

... [This is definitely not something she was expecting. She's been to the clinic before. Only once, when she first arrived to retrieve her journal.] Okay, Fuuko will go too, after you.

[YOU'RE NOT HIS BROTHER. HE DO WHAT HE WANTS.]

Glad to hear it.

[What, expecting some kind of crazy condition?]

[CANNOT BE TAMED?!]

But that's only if there really is nothing wrong with you Kouki-san! To suddenly be talking about and hearing things about slugs has to mean there's something wrong.

[More like expecting someone there might recognise her comatose body in the other room. ~~It probably has dust on it by now, whoops~~.]

[THAT'S RIGHT!!]

I know, Fuuko! I heard you the first time.

[He's not a frequent clinic visitor, and there's really no reason for him to explore it completely. ~~gosh fuuko clean up more~~]

[GOSH KOUKI.]

Fuuko was just making sure, it's really important that you go and don't put it off until next week when your condition might only have gotten worse.

[Well good. Keep it that way. ~~She'll go visit with a feather duster~~.]

I would think I'm pretty responsible when it comes to my health.

[He can't lead an army properly if he's sick!]

Fuuko is sure you are Kouki-san, however if you have never started saying words you don't intend to say before then Fuuko thinks you should take responsibility and go right away.

[Well he can't lead an army mistaking the starfish for slugs either!]

Fine, Fuuko. I'll go right now.

[Spoilers: Doors will get in his way in the immediate future.]

Thank you very much. Fuuko is glad to know you're taking the necessary steps to keep your health in check!

[Fuuko's advice of the day: Open the door first, then walk through it. Doors teleporting you to other locations are just myths.]

[Thank you for the thoughtful advice of the day, Fuuko.]

I'll talk to you later! Hopefully in perfect health, if I turned out to be unwell!

[Coming up next on the Clannad channel, 'pointless educational tv with kotomi' and then later 'nagisa can't name a puppy to save her life'. Fuuko's advice of the day will be back tomorrow to give you the best advice when it comes to party hats.]

If it turns out you're unwell then don't worry, Fuuko will be sure to make a get well soon card for you so that it will ease the pain!

[The most important of all channels, he may even follow it from this day forth...!]

If I'm unwell, I'd look forward to it!

Fuuko hopes so! It will have the starfish all over it, and maybe even...

[DRAMATIC PAUSE! ... You did it to her before okay, she can do dramatic pauses too!]

Maybe Fuuko will even make sure Decarabia-san is on the card!

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