★4th Star☆ [Video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[It had taken her some time, a little heavy lifting and an awful lot of reading up on taking care of fish and sea life in the library, but it's finished. Room twelve in community building three now has a fully functioning fish tank! There's a hanging filter happily bubbling away into the water of the pretty bare looking tank. Fuuko had wanted to go down to the beach and find a few shells and what not but it's really cold, so for now the tank only has some gravel along the bottom and a rock or two in it.

As the journal comes into focus it's possible to notice something in the tank past the gravel and rocks. In fact if you can't notice it you must need your eyesight checked as Fuuko currently has the journal pushed right up against the glass of the tank.

The most adorable of adorable starfish is inside, laying on top of one of the rocks. Yes, a real live starfish. Fuuko couldn't believe it either. A real live starfish! It needs repeating, okay, it's a real a starfish. REAL. Many a trance came and went when she first unwrapped the jar containing the little guy.

Having kept the journal on for a minute or so in silence whilst she shows off her new pet, Fuuko speaks up.]

Fuuko cannot thank whoever gave Fuuko such a gift this Christmas time enough! Had Fuuko been able to find a tank and supplies sooner then rest assured, Fuuko would have thanked whoever-you-are long ago!

[Turning the journal towards her face which has a giant smile plastered all over it, because hey, guess what guys, it's a real starfish. And it's her pet! Aaah!]

Fuuko has even decided to keep the jar that-- Oh, Fuuko still needs to think of a name... But Fuuko is keeping the jar he came in as a memento of this wonderful present even in his nameless state! [Giving the journal a wave she starts closing the journal-- But wait, ooone more thing.] Fuuko almost forgot to mention the Starfish Festival seeing as all Fuuko can think of right now is this cute little guy. It'll probably be in April sometime, though there's no definite date yet. Just letting you all know!

Comments

[video]

[catches]

[I'm cute...?]

That's different! Everyone in my world's heard of Pokémon, so it's harder to get used to people not knowing about them! There are probably lots of people in your world who don't know this person!

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[...yes? why, am i wrong?]

There must be someone in your world who doesn't know what Pokémon, like a newborn child, how could they know! And of course everyone knows who Kotomi-san is, she's very smart and will more than likely become world renowned in future!

[video]

[catches]

[you're definitely wrong, moenru!]

For starters, you're not a baby, so don't get nitpicky! And 'in future' means she's not world-renowned now, no matter how smart she is!

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[that's a matter of opinion]

But Fuuko isn't being nitpicky at all, the fact newborn children wouldn't know what Pokémon are is a valid point. And haven't you ever heard the expression 'the future is now'?!

[video]

[catches]

[and your opinion is wrong!]

The fact you're not a newborn is an even more valid point! And that expression isn't literal!

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[nah i think it's quite true]

Fuuko was a newborn at some point, so were you, so was everyone, and for that brief moment no one knew what Pokémon were. Are. And if you can make poor figures of speech then Fuuko can make literal expressions!

[video]

[catches]

[or is it?]

So you're going to act like a moron so you can argue with me!? What about newborn Pokémon?

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[yes]

How rude, Fuuko is not acting like a moron at all! Even newborn Pokémon won't know what they are for at least a moment, surely!

[video]

[catches]

[or IS it?]

How could they not know what they are? Even a moron would know that!

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[YES... God.]

Did you know when you were born exactly what you were and that you would grow up to make poor figures of speech?!

[video]

[catches]

[blasphemy...]

Considering I can't remember that far back, who knows? Maybe I did!

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[Just take the compliment already star!!]

You knew you'd grow up to make poor figures of speech and you did nothing to change it?! How horrible!

[video]

[catches]

[f-fine! but it's not because I like you or anything, okay!?]

Hey, my figures of speech are easy to understand to anyone with a brain, you got that?

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[tsun more]

Fuuko has a perfectly fine, well-functioning brain that can understand figures of speech just fine, except when they sound like they're apart of normal conversation!

[video]

[catches]

[w-why would I do that for you, huh!?]

And my figures of speech sound completely apart from normal conversation!

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[wonderful, super good job]

Well you've clearly fooled Fuuko's perfectly fine brain with your awful figures of speech which blend into the rest of the conversation like they're wearing green tights in a rainforest!!

Re: [video]

[catches]

[curse you and your ways!!]

... Green tights are way too flashy to blend into a rainforest, what are you talking about?

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[you can't resist my ways]

Fuuko never stated what sort of green! It could be a unique, dark green colour which fits in very well and can't be seen easily.

[video]

[catches]

[i want your ways all over me bb]

Well, that's just being difficult on purpose! Maybe it's a unique, pink rainforest that can't be blended into easily!

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[i know you do]

How is that being difficult? Being difficult is bringing up a unique, pink rainforest which is very strange and no one has ever heard of! A pink rainforest isn't even possible so don't bring it up.

[video]

[catches]

[will you indulge me?]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with a rainforest being pink! You're making fun of all the pink-rainforest-lovers out there by saying that!

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[i will indulge you in the pleasures of the body]

Fuuko never said there was anything wrong with there being a pink rainforest, just that it would be very strange to see one! Fuuko apologises to all the pink rainforest lovers, but they need to understand pink rainforest aren't possible!!

[video]

[catches]

[I love it when you talk weird to me...]

Well, what if you spray-painted trees pink? It'd be a pink rainforest then!

[video]

[starfishlovesyou]

[But I always talk weird to you.]

That's an awful idea. Now you're just being difficult.

[video]

[catches]

[And I always love you.]

Oh yeah, totally. Spraypaint is a radical idea.