starfishlovesyou | ★4th Star☆ [Video]

[It had taken her some time, a little heavy lifting and an awful lot of reading up on taking care of fish and sea life in the library, but it's finished. Room twelve in community building three now has a fully functioning fish tank! There's a hanging filter happily bubbling away into the water of the pretty bare looking tank. Fuuko had wanted to go down to the beach and find a few shells and what not but it's really cold, so for now the tank only has some gravel along the bottom and a rock or two in it.

As the journal comes into focus it's possible to notice something in the tank past the gravel and rocks. In fact if you can't notice it you must need your eyesight checked as Fuuko currently has the journal pushed right up against the glass of the tank.

The most adorable of adorable starfish is inside, laying on top of one of the rocks. Yes, a real live starfish. Fuuko couldn't believe it either. A real live starfish! It needs repeating, okay, it's a real a starfish. REAL. Many a trance came and went when she first unwrapped the jar containing the little guy.

Having kept the journal on for a minute or so in silence whilst she shows off her new pet, Fuuko speaks up.]

Fuuko cannot thank whoever gave Fuuko such a gift this Christmas time enough! Had Fuuko been able to find a tank and supplies sooner then rest assured, Fuuko would have thanked whoever-you-are long ago!

[Turning the journal towards her face which has a giant smile plastered all over it, because hey, guess what guys, it's a real starfish. And it's her pet! Aaah!]

Fuuko has even decided to keep the jar that-- Oh, Fuuko still needs to think of a name... But Fuuko is keeping the jar he came in as a memento of this wonderful present even in his nameless state! [Giving the journal a wave she starts closing the journal-- But wait, ooone more thing.] Fuuko almost forgot to mention the Starfish Festival seeing as all Fuuko can think of right now is this cute little guy. It'll probably be in April sometime, though there's no definite date yet. Just letting you all know!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[You have no idea.]

The Champion of what?! This isn't Hoenn and you're definitely not a champion of the village or of anything else here!

[Kyaa henru wants my disease...]

I'm just the Champ, got it?! I don't need to be Champion of something to be a Champion!

[And your body, that's the important part.]

That's ridiculous! By that logic Fuuko could be a Champion too because whilst Fuuko isn't a Champion of anything Fuuko is still a Champion! [...] Fuuko is a Starfish Champion!

[You like my body...?]

A Staryu Champion would be waaaaaaaaay better, so it doesn't even matter!

[Yes :|]

Be it Staryu or starfish it's still the same thing depending on where you come from! Fuuko is not going over the starfish and Staryu again with you!

[Even my knob?]

Yeah, but because of where I come from a Starfish Champion just sounds lame! And this is relevant so I can bring it up if I want to!

[Especially your knob.]

Well here a Starfish Champion isn't lame at all! [It's probably lame everywhere.] It isn't relevant, being the Hoenn Champion isn't like being the Luceti Champion!

[Then, open it...]

[His thoughts exactly.] Nuh-uh, a Starfish Champion sounds lame no matter where you go! And we don't even have a Luceti Champion!

[I've already opened it...]

We might have a Luceti Champion and you just don't know about them yet!

[O-oh... Henry can see everything...]

If I haven't heard of 'em already, they're not much of a Champion!

[I expected more.]

Maybe they don't go flaunting their title around because they honour it, unlike you!

[sobs profusely...]

What's the point of being a Champion if nobody knows it!?

[There there piss priest star.]

Self satisfaction maybe?!

[Piss Priest #Star used Hypno-goggles!]

How does that even make sense!?

[/suicides damnit]

Maybe they're happy just knowing they're the champion and they don't need anyone else to know to feel happier.

[I'll be sure to res you once I'm a few hundred squares ahead~!]

Then they might as well not be the Champion! Let someone who's going to do something with the title have it!

[Forget you man I'll karma back as a turtle-- FUCKING SEA EAGLES.]

You don't need to have a title just to do something with it, haven't you ever heard of being gracious in victory and not showing off what you have?! You're very rude you know if that's what you want to do with your Champion status!

[PAC-MANNING.]

I want people to know I'm the Champion, what's wrong with that?! Is being famous a crime now?

[NOT ON YOUR SPACE MAN.]

Fuuko never said it was a crime!! But some people might get the wrong idea depending on how you let people know you're the Champion, don't go bragging and shouting it at people with a megaphone.

[ROPES.]

And that's not what I'm doing, so what's the problem!?

[AUTO-HAMMER.]

But with the way you were acting earlier Fuuko couldn't put it past you to evolve into a person who does something like that! Be very careful Brendan-san!

[DISS CARD: DEATH.]

First, it's just 'Brendan', okay!? No more 'Brendan-san'! Second, since when did people evolve!?

[HYPNO GLASSES.]

Fuuko refuses to address you as Brendan so soon, how can you expect Fuuko to be like that already?! [G-Gosh!] And people can evolve quite easily, like evolving as a person, a weird guy becoming less weird!

[BLESSING OF VENGEANCE.]

One, that's nothing like evolution! Two, it's never too soon to stop calling me some weird name!

[AUTO RESSURRECTION.]

Yes it is! If a weird guy develops into something lees weird then the weird guy has evolved, it's perfectly acceptable to use evolve in this sense! And Brendan-san is not a weird name, it is the proper way to address you! Do you hate your own name or something?!

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